Curse

Solas · Apr 21, 2008, 09:50 PM // 21:50

It's better to tell this then here it i've found
tell it to your firends and see there reaction:P
They Elite monk tomes or other elite tomes would be nice if there spare.
ign: Solas ALainn

There was a little boy by the name of Billy. Billy was an ordinary little boy who did ordinary little boy things, like playing, eating, bathing, destroying things, and going to school. One day, when Billy went down to the bus stop to meet the bus to go to school, he found all of his friends huddled around in a little group, talking about the Purple Wombat.

Being a little boy, Billy was curious. So he asked them, "What's the Purple Wombat?"

"You don't know what the Purple Wombat is?" the children exclaimed disgustedly. For the rest of the morning, they would not go near Billy, always standing far away and staring at him. Then the bus came. Billy, confused, got on the bus along with the rest of the children.

"Hey, Mister Bus Driver!" one of the chldren shouted. "Billy doesn't know what the Purple Wombat is!"

The bus driver turned around abruptly. "You don't know what the Purple Wombat is?" he said in disbelief. He ordered Billy to sit in the very back of the bus, all by himself.

Eventually, they got to school, and Billy got off the bus and went to class. Class proceeded normally; the students did the pledge of allegiance and worked on their multiplication tables for a while. Then the teacher led them into a unit on geography. Billy was not really paying attention, but he heard the teacher mention something about the Purple Wombat.

Billy's hand shot up, and, when the teacher called on him, Billy asked, "Teacher, what's the Purple Wombat?"

"You don't know what the Purple Wombat is?" the teacher cried in alarm, "Get yourself to the principal's office right now, young man. No, no buts -- march!"

So Billy headed down the long, dark, frightening hallway to the principal's office. He slowly opened the large, heavy door, and timidly entered the room behind it. There, at a large, imposing desk, sat the principal. The principal was a hulking man, balding, with a thin mustache. He spoke in a deep baritone voice. He was enough to frighten little boys like Billy who had been sent to his office almost to tears.

"Well, Billy," he began slowly. "What seems to be the problem?"

"Mr. Principal, I just don't know what's going on today. Everyone's been acting weird, and they're all treating me really badly. Like teacher just sent me to you and stuff."

"Now, Billy, I'm here to help you. I'm the princi-Pal, after all. Heh heh. Can you tell me why everyone's acting so strangely?"

"It's because I don't know what some stupid Purple Wombat is."

"What? You don't know what the Purple Wombat is? That's it. I am calling your mother, young man. Consider yourself suspended."

The principal threw Billy out of his office and told him to go home. Billy, crying, began the long walk home. When he got there, his mother was standing in the doorway waiting for him.

"Billy!" she called, sobbing, "I was so worried about you! What happened?"

"Mom," Billy cried, "Everyone was being mean to me and I had to sit in the back of the bus all by myself and the teacher sent me to the principal's office and the principal suspended me, all because I don't know what the Purple Wombat is!"

"What? You don't know what the Purple Wombat is?" Billy's mother shrieked. "Go to your room this minute. Go! Just wait until your father gets home!"

So Billy marched up the stairs and into his room. He collapsed on the bed, crying. After some amount of time, he heard a car pull in and some doors shutting. His father was home. He could hear his parents talking downstairs but didn't know what they were saying. Then he heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and his door opened.

"Billy," his father began in that lecturing-father tone, "Your mother says you've been acting badly lately. Would you like to tell me what you've done?"

"Dad, I haven't done anything! I just don't know what the Purple Wombat is!"

"You...don't know what the Purple Wombat is. Well, in that case, you can just stay in this room all night, mister. And forget about dinner!"

Billy's father slammed the door and stormed off. Billy collapsed on his bed, crying his eyes out. He spent the next several hours that way -- lying there, crying, wishing he would wake up.

Then, in the middle of the night, he heard a voice. It said: "Billy. I am the Purple Wombat, Billy."

Billy sat up with a start. He looked around the room, trying to find the source of the voice, but he could not.

"Billy. I am the Purple Wombat. Find me, Billy."

It was coming from out the window. So Billy got up, put his shoes on, opened the window, and climbed out on to the roof.

"Billy. I am the Purple Wombat."

Billy jumped down off the roof and followed the voice down the road. He got to the edge of a wood.

"Billy. I am the Purple Wombat. Follow me, Billy."

The voice was coming from inside the wood. It was very dark and very frightening, but Billy didn't care. He had to find out what the Purple Wombat was. So, bravely, he entered the wood.

"Billy. I am the Purple Wombat. Keep going, Billy."

Billy kept going into the wood. He could hardly see anything, and he kept falling down and walking into things and hurting himself. But he kept going, driven by a need to find this enigma that kept calling his name.

"Billy. I am the Purple Wombat. This way, Billy."

Eventually, Billy emerged from the wood. He was on the shore of the town lake.

"Billy. I am the Purple Wombat. I'm out here, Billy."

It was coming from out across the lake. Billy got one of the small rowboats from the dock, untied it, and rowed out. Since he was only a small boy, it was very difficult. But he had to find out what the Purple Wombat was.

"Billy. I am the Purple Wombat. Row, Billy."

The voice was coming from across the lake. Billy doubled his effort, and the boat began to move a little faster. When he was about half way across the lake, he heard: "Billy, I am the Purple Wombat. I'm up here, Billy."

It was coming from directly above him. Billy stopped rowing and stood up to look for it. The boat tipped over, dumping him in the lake. Billy didn't know how to swim, so he drowned.

Moral: Don't stand up in a boat.

Chrono Re delle Ere · Apr 21, 2008, 09:59 PM // 21:59

Look I will tell you something interesting....

so yea, you can also give me all your ectoes, it's the same as two right?

Or 2 are also fine x)

Or maybe if possible some new skinned aegis, I wanna try them on my war, but never get the chance to

Thank you for sharing with the comunity.

Inger · Apr 21, 2008, 10:16 PM // 22:16

Obviously I would like the voltaic spear... I mean who wouldn't but some plat would be nice

Here are some of the most hilarious videos I've ever watched. If you get tired of watching videos then I recommend you should at least the first one for me, the others are very(IMO) funny as well however:

A very funny exam commercial:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_-la...eature=related

Mike Matusow Poker commerical (its especially funny if you know who mike matusow is):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuBBDPtyzUk

Purgeot Commercial:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7eOVpBCtPo

Stupid contestant on the Price is right, just watch bob barker's reaction:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqk1-q8gXcY&eurl

Family Fued contestants:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_aPGI5dUeo

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A joke my friend once told me, I'll do it from my perspective:

To set the scene:

I'm sitting in the toilet stall just minding my own business when someone comes into the washroom and sits down in the stall next to me.

Its all quiet at first and suddenly he says, "Hi! How are you doing?"

I pause for a moment thinking... whats up with this guy, before I finally respond, "I'm doing alrite."

He then says, "What are you up to right now?"

Once again I pause thinking... ok this is weird and then I say, "I'm just doing the same thing as you."

He then says, "What do you think is a good time for me to be able to come over?"

I finally think... o man I must have a psycho beside me or something and I say, "Um Sorry I don't think thats a good idea."

He then says, "Listen, I'm gonna have to call you back, there is some creepy guy in the toilet stall next to me answering everything I say."

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College Marks comic:

Last of all I'd just like to say that what you're doing here is great. I'm sorry to hear that someone else has become uninterested in the game but I think its great that you're willing to go out and help out a whole bunch of players. Whoever gets some items is gonna be very happy.

The method you choose to give things away is great too, not only did you get some laughs... but I personally also got to enjoy many of the things posted here by other people.

You Look Grim · Apr 21, 2008, 10:40 PM // 22:40

Arcane Spark · Apr 21, 2008, 10:55 PM // 22:55

Sorry to hear you're leaving GW, but if I was in your spot i'd like to go out with a BANG too!

Well, I don't have any funny pictures or stories to tell, after seeing 7 pages of them. Heh.

About the stuff you are giving away, anything would be nice, hopefully something that I can share with my friends+guildmembers.

Thanks!

Kitiara Alatus · Apr 21, 2008, 10:55 PM // 22:55

Hope you enjoy your time not being addicted to-- I mean, your time not spent playing Guild Wars.

I'm afraid I'm not very funny, but I know Achmed The Dead Terrorist is!

"I NEED SOME LIGAMENTS!"

Plat / ecto or as many feathers as you want to give away.

Have a nice day. :3

I'll leave you with a poem!

When Grandma-ma fell off the boat
And couldn't swim and wouldn't float
Matilda just stood by and smiled
I very nearly slapped the child.

Mr. Icecube · Apr 21, 2008, 11:19 PM // 23:19

Impressive list you've got there and it's a good thing you don't give it to the first posters. You actually make people "work" for your ownings

Anyway, I'm not asking you for any item of your collection. There are some things I would realy like to have, but it would give me more satisfaction if it would actually drop for me ingame. But still, a little gift would be much appreciated.

(I'm sorry if my english wasn't so great)

wbawarrior · Apr 21, 2008, 11:27 PM // 23:27

sorry to hear your leaving guildwars

well i would just like to have the stormbow some extra ectos and elite ele tome

britnie31 · Apr 22, 2008, 01:05 AM // 01:05

pricecheckman · Apr 22, 2008, 02:06 AM // 02:06

Wait...Wait... I'm getting mixed up here

Isn't this supposed to be about free items? Isn't this about getting free items?! About human greed?! Then why are people leaving all these jokes, and pictures? They're totally unrealted... Anyways sorry to hear your leaving the game, hope you can find happiness and joy in another hobby that doesn't rot your brain 24/7!

Well I'm chasing after that Voltaic Spear, if i manage to catch it (with my ninja powers), I think you'll know,

Anyway, before you quit GW, I hope you get to see a video called Terrorism-The Documentary shown on Guild Wars. The charr and other professions like eles playing as terrorists, and Prince Rurik could be the suicidal idiot...

Anyways, back on topic, I hope you can spare something for the poor, in case I fail in my chase (described in much detail above). (ectos, or platnium) No, I'm not implying that you should give some to me! (or am I?)

Good Luck! Use the time you save not playing GW doing something more useful, like measuring how far you can spit, laughing at those who step on dog ****, testing how flammable things are (the house is USUALLY off-limits as a test subject), watching toddler shows (boredom may occur) listening to awful music and cursing at it, etc. Have fun!

Final Reminder: The elevator is for those who are PHYSICALLY handicapped, not MENTALLY! (just in case there was any confusion, you would be surprised)

Throughout the process of posting this, I've discovered I am, I truly am a great hypocrite. (Some may wonder if that is acutally something to be proud of-I for one am happy to say that I am not one of them)

omghehehe · Apr 22, 2008, 02:29 AM // 02:29

i saw someone try to post a funny daft hands video.... so i thought id destroy that lame edited version with the barats and bereta versian that kicks murakai a$$ hehehe lol

http://youtube.com/watch?v=VpBDqtUEWcM

must whatch i insist...wellactually u dont have to i just fantasize about being a comedian....wel not really....but it would be nice...bye

Hadu Light · Apr 22, 2008, 02:41 AM // 02:41

May I have some ectos or plat? I know it is most likely all gone, but still worth a damn shot, eh?

If you want my ingame name. It is...well. Hadu Light... heh heh.

lifeless · Apr 22, 2008, 02:44 AM // 02:44

haha nicest? funniest? most interesting?
anyways guess ill join the bandwagon and post random pictures

If I win can I have the Amethyst Aegis or if not, some plat? thanks

Mr Leet · Apr 22, 2008, 02:50 AM // 02:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by pricecheckman

Wait...Wait... I'm getting mixed up here

Isn't this supposed to be about free items? Isn't this about getting free items?! About human greed?! Then why are people leaving all these jokes, and pictures? They're totally unrealted... Anyways sorry to hear your leaving the game, hope you can find happiness and joy in another hobby that doesn't rot your brain 24/7!

actually all those posts are related
you'll know if u read my first post

Cyclone_923 · Apr 22, 2008, 03:02 AM // 03:02

Well I would want to post something awesome...but I suck at that stuff. So all i can pretty much say is goodluck with life! Have funners. Im sure you will be missed by the people that you give stuff to...byes

Risus · Apr 22, 2008, 03:44 AM // 03:44

A proof that 2=1. Hope you find it MINDBENDING

AND some more funny pics!

AnD a HILARIOUS video:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ipzWHZOBQ_8

And a story with a moral:
One day a man named Mario Yahaa was just going to do his job, plumbing. He showed up at a house, and some crazy midget dressed like a mushroom greeted him. Being a professional, Mario just said, " Hello, sir, where is the problem?"

He led him to the bathroom. The man said, "Take a look in that toilet. I think its clogged with something." Mario leans over it to look in. Then the man all of a sudden pushes him in, flushes, and next thing he knows, he's in some magical land where turtles can walk, grow spikes out of their shells, breathe fire, and he is told by hundreds of mushroom people to save some retarted princess who got herself kidnapped. 20 years later, he's still on his job, but taking breaks by playing tennis, golf, or driving Go-Karts.

Moral: Don't trust midgets dressed like mushrooms.

Cherub of Death · Apr 22, 2008, 05:45 AM // 05:45

If someone has not asked may I have one of your bows?
Ingame name Forsaken Traveler

Chrono Re delle Ere · Apr 22, 2008, 06:15 AM // 06:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by Risus

A proof that 2=1. Hope you find it MINDBENDING

Why did you try to copy my demonstration? :s

And S is not the same as R o.O

Nathyrra · Apr 22, 2008, 06:16 AM // 06:16

Pack of Ecto's if the post deserves anything please!
-
A truck driver is heading west across the Arizona desert. He
has been driving all night, and as the sun starts to rise,
he feels the need to stop and commune with nature. He pulls
to the side of the road, parks, and walks out into the sage
brush.

As he is standing there, looking around at the beauty of the
early morn, he notices a lever sticking out of the ground.
After a few moments, he walks over, walks all the way
around, and then reaches out to grasp the lever. Just as he
does, he hears a voice say, "Don't touch that lever."

The driver jumps about two feet off the ground, and as he
comes down, he looks around. No one is to be seen. Thinking
it was just his imagination, he again reaches for the lever.
Again the voice yells, "I said don't touch that lever!"
Being more prepared, the driver senses the location of the
voice and looks down under a sage brush. There he sees a
small snake.

The driver, in much astonishment, said, "Was that you that
just spoke?"

The snake said, "Yes. I have to keep people from touching
that lever. If the lever is moved, it will be the end of the
world."

The driver, still rather astonished, said, "What is your
name? And will you talk on TV?" The snake said his name was
Nate and that he wasn't interested in going on TV; anyway,
he had to stay and watch the lever to see that it wasn't
moved. The driver said, "Look, I will get the networks to
send out camera crews. That way, you can inform the entire
world about the danger of the lever."

Nate thought that over and allowed as how there was a great
deal of sense to the idea. The driver, true to his word, got
the network camera crews out. They put on broadcasts in
which Nate warned the entire world of the dangers of moving
the lever.

A few weeks later, another truck driver was going through
the area. He was following an oil tanker, and the tanker
sprang a leak. When the driver's truck hit the slick, it
went out of control, and he found himself headed straight
for the lever. He remembered seeing Nate on the TV telling
about the lever and so he knew that if he hit it, he would
cause the world to end. He strove, with all his might to
maneuver the truck. Finally, at the last moment, he was able
to swerve, but he ran over Nate, the snake, and killed him
flat!

The truck driver was heard to say "Well, better Nate than lever."

Breevz · Apr 22, 2008, 07:51 AM // 07:51

hi i was wondering if i could have a few plat, ecto or the amethyst aegis =)
thaaaank =)